I don’t like children.
They are always whining, crying and they are so weak. I had to be careful around them. Last time I accidentally pushed one of them, he felt on the ground and hurt himself. Everyone started screaming and yelling at me. After that, I tried to not come close to any of those weaklings. Not worth my time.
They are also stupid. Things that people obviously know, they don’t. Jane has been in school and private tutoring for how long already and she still didn’t know how to do basic maths properly. Last time, I was forced to help her with her homework. It was just multiplication. There was nothing complicated about it. I had no idea why she didn’t know the answers already. She was just sitting there, scribbling on a piece of scratch paper with numbers that had nothing to do with the right answers. I lost my patience and hit her head very gently while calling her stupid. Mom ran out and yelled at me, again. I avoided Jane and other children like a plague after that.
However, thing was a little different today. Aunt Rose stopped by and she gave each of us $20 as gifts. I needed to come close to her to trick her out of her $20. She doesn’t do anything fun. What she needs that money for anyway. Me, on the other hand, can use that extra $20 for an epic battle in the arcade with Andrew. Time to stop avoiding Jane. So I approached Jane when she was watching some sparkle princess show on TV.
“Hey Jane.” I tried to smile as big as I could.
“Yeah?” She hesitated. “What’s up?” Of course she would find it strange that I came talk to her.
“Wanna play a bet with me?” I still smiled.
“What bet?” She finally showed some interest in this conversation.
“You are the tallest girl in your class right? So you are probably stronger than the rest of the girls,” I was starting my luring speech.
“Probably. Very likely.” She perked up, quite proud of herself.
“Me, I’m not even the tallest guy in my class. I think if we wrestle, you would probably win.”
“I don’t know about that. But may be…” She started to think.
“So how about we wrestle for the $20 that Aunt Rose gave us? The loser lost that $20 for the winner.”
“Uhm…I don’t know…” Now that money was involved, Jane started to wonder.
“Come on. You are for sure stronger than me.” I was pursuing her hardcore. “Isn’t extra $20 is amazing? I’m setting myself up to fail here.”
“Yeah…yeah. You are right.” She got hyped up. “I’m gonna win. I’m gonna beat you so hard you have to run back and cry to mommy. Let’s go!”
“Yes, you will” I was hyping her up even more.
While she ran away to get into her “fighting outfit”, I rolled my eyes so hard. Jane? Winning? Oh please. I was already laughing so hard inside. That $20 was for sure mine now. There was no way I could lose. She was nine years old, and she never had a chance.
This was a response for a Go Dog Go Cafe’s Writing Prompt Challenge.